Doggerel: Parody

As Time Goes By

But just remember this,A fish is still a fish,A pie is still a pie,No matter what the waiter bringsAs time goes by.

That’s Amore

That’s Amore That’s Amore (1952), music by Harry Warren, lyrics by Jack Brooks, became a wildly popular hit for Dean Martin in 1953. No one who was of an age to listen to the radio in 1953 can ever forget this song, however much he might want to. To hear Dean Martin’s rendition, click here.… Read More »

Strangers in the Night

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The Cat Song

The Cat Song A catterel by David F. Phillips Sung to the tune of the Toreador Song from Bizet’s Carmen [Play it here, behind the lyrics: http://tinyurl.com/d5p2wh9] [You will have to play it three timesbecause the clip has only two stanzasand the poem has six stanzas.] Some cats are stupid; Other cats are smart. How… Read More »

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

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