Anthony Weiner

Thin, wiry Anthony Weiner was a Congressman from Brooklyn.  In 2011 he got caught sending text images of his penis to a number of women over the Internet, and resigned in disgrace.  Then in 2013 he re-emerged to run for Mayor of New York on the basis that he was a changed man, a reformed character, and all this sexting was behind him.  But it turned out, in July 2013, that despite everything he was still at it, using the nom de bitte Carlos Danger.  Poor Anthony!  Such a lovely penis!  So robust and inviting!  He just had to share.


No one is leaner
Than Anthony Weiner.
Only one part of him’s fat.
How can you blame him,
Why do you shame him,
For drawing attention to that?